did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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