I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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