You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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