where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I have post one night stand depression
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