Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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