The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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