Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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