that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
