Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
