And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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