thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
We are two peas in an std pod
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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