evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
