Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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