is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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