We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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