Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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