don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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