So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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