we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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