I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
she peed on how many people?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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