Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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