it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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