ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
false alarm. still invincible.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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