I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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