You work out of a Hotel?
time to smoke my breakfast
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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