Pappa wants mamma naked
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
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