Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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