The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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