super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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