its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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