Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
the raccoons are back...
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