I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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