By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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