Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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