Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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