I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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