yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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