i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
She's just so happy...and so naked.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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