So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
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