Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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