i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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