i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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