I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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