Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
COCAINE IS GR8
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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