Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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