well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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