She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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