I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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