I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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