i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
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Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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